I’ve wanted to make a “Parameters” page for a while now (where actual numbers would go, whether it’s Rakan’s Table of Strength, or Rakan throwing a sword at Mach 3.2) but for now, settle for the stats from the Bible. Some of the stats are lol-worthy. Others are unexpected.
May 16, 2010
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Vetus 
I loled at:
Zazie Rainyday
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Comment by Narcitel — May 16, 2010 @ 7:52 pm
Hakase Satomi
Wit: 1
That’s…kinda cruel there, even as a joke. >_>
Comment by Kuze — May 17, 2010 @ 12:42 am
I know this isn’t serious, but still…
Negi Springfield:
Understanding of the Female Heart: 2 —> This I can understand
Sis-con: 8 —> Wut?
Aisaka Sayo:
Asakura Haunting: 10 —> If she isn’t such a nice girl, this would’ve been stalker-like creepy
Nice one anyway. Are you going to make a “Feelings for Negi table” too? How about the popularity ranks (especially since they said that the recent one had Yue actually outrank Setsuna)?
Comment by Nestor — May 17, 2010 @ 4:00 am
Sakurazaki Setsuna
Kono-chan ♡: 10
Ojou-sama!: 10
*lol* And Negi is still 8. Harem end for sure. ^_~
Comment by AstroNerdBoy — May 17, 2010 @ 7:08 am
@ Narcitel: Yeah, that one got me too ^^;;
@ Kuze: Well, Hakase really isn’t the joking around type, is she…
@ Nestor: The popularity rankings are actually in the book as well, I just didn’t put it here… I can probably do it later, though, including that latest one you mentioned where Yue beat Setsuna for #1.
@ ANB: Dunno about harem end, but KonoSetsu end is 100% confirmed ^^;;
Comment by CanonRap — May 17, 2010 @ 1:33 pm
chisame:Feelings for Negi: 7
make it 10
and Saski Makie:
makeup:0
Comment by NANEA — May 17, 2010 @ 5:46 pm
Kagurazaka Asuna
Feelings for Takahata-sensei: 10
Feelings for Negi: ?
Really, why “?”? Is it so high that’s not measurable?
Tatsumiya Mana
Feelings for Negi: 7
Reaaaaally? Mana barely have some interaction with Negi (the twins as well, but theirs, I can understand)… and Asakura’s higher than Chisame’s? Well, Chacha’s feelings should be 10. -_-“
Comment by Blogima — May 17, 2010 @ 7:16 pm
Karakuri Chachamaru
Messing with Eva: 9
…
MESSING WITH EVA NIIIIINE!!!!
…
WTF.
Lol.
Still WTF!
Comment by al103 — May 17, 2010 @ 9:20 pm
I think you should do some entries for characters. The Negima Bible have profiles for nearly every character that it covers. I’d love to see some info, even tidbits, on some of the Mahora people. Like Konoemon, Kataragi, Toko, Shakti, and so on.
Comment by Auue — May 18, 2010 @ 1:50 pm
In response to a number of things:
Kuu Fei
Sex Appeal: 2
Sasaki Makie
Sex Appeal: 2
Are you sure about that, since the tanned-girls are sexy when wearing less clothes, and Makie pretty dresses in sexy attire when not in regular clothes.
Nagase Kaede
Grades: 1
How come she gets 1 while Makie, who is obviously dumber than her, get 2?
Naba Chizuru
Likeness to Middle Schooler: 2
So true. Given her appearance, she looks nothing like a 14-year old (unless it’s one from a title that is more erotic than Negima).
Miyazaki Nodoka
Love for Books: 10
Bravery: 7
Athletic Ability: 2
Friendship with Yue: 9
Negi-sense~ ♡: 10
Pretty much sums up my favorite Negima girl to a tee (although she’s getting a little better athletics wise through the training she’s been through).
Yotsuba Satsuki
Heartwarming: 10
More kawaii Satsuki, please.
Comment by Joseph Klemm — May 20, 2010 @ 10:06 pm
Hah, I remember lulzing when I first read these. Wonder how they’ve changed since the Bible was published.
Comment by mewarmo990 from BL — May 22, 2010 @ 4:50 pm
Chao didn’t have a single flaws, did she?
@al103:
Well, she did play around with Eva right before Chachamaru went to the magic world – Even if she didn’t notice it herself. Quite hard to tell what’s going on her mind.
Comment by Zasel — May 22, 2010 @ 6:41 pm